Country Mamma Signs

Primitive Signs and Other Maine Made Products by Paige Otis & Jane Ames

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…and they lived happily ever after

All this ‘cause two people fell in love

 All work and no pay makes a housewife

Forever hold me close and tight…. Never miss a kiss goodnight

Grow old with me the best is yet to be

Happy Wife * Happy Life

Home is where the story begins

Husband and wife * Together for life

I love you not only for what you are but for who I am when I am with you

I live in the fast lane but I'm married to a speed bump

It doesn’t matter where you go in life * It’s who you have beside you

Marriage requires falling in love many times * Always with the same person

The best thing in life to hold on to is each other

Two hearts * Two lives * One love

Forever * For Always * Never For Granted

Forever * For Always * No Matter What


A Grandma has pictures in her wallet where money used to be

Gramma’s Kitchen/ Nana’s Kitchen/ Grampy’s Kitchen etc.,

Grammy knows best * Have another cookie

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids

Grandchildren welcome * Parents by appointment

Grandchildren complete life’s circle of love

I may not be rich and famous but I do have priceless Grandchildren

Grandparents …. So easy to operate even a child can do it

There would be fewer spoiled children if you could spank Grandma/Nana/Grampy…

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go

What happens at Meme’s stays at Meme’s (Nana’s, Grammy’s…)


A happy childhood lasts forever

A day in the country is worth a month in town


A house is made of boards and beams * A home is made of love and dreams

All this ‘cause two people fell in love

All work and no pay makes a housewife

Always kiss me goodnight

….And kiss me good morning too!

As for me and my house we will serve the Lord

At my age getting lucky means finding the car in the parking lot

Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect * It means you decide to see beyond the imperfections

Believe in miracles

Bless this mess/house/home

Blessings to all who enter

Born free but now I’m expensive

Both of us can’t look good * It’s me or the house

Careful what you wish for ‘cause you just might get it all

Celebrate Family * Traditions * Friends

Cherish Yesterday * Dream Tomorrow * Live Today

Chocolate, Men & Coffee * The richer the better

Come as strangers * Leave as friends

Come gather in our kitchen

Come gather at our table

Count your blessings

Dance like no one is watching

Each day is a new blessing

Every day is a gift

Fairy tales do come true

Families are like fudge * Mostly sweet with a few nuts

Family matters

Family is what you make it

Faith * Family * Friends

Friends and Family Gather Here

Friends welcome * relatives by appointment


Give thanks with a grateful heart

God authors our lives with love & illustrates it with children

Gracious are we

Grow old with me the best is yet to be

Happiness is realizing that giving our children a good home is more important that a clean house

Happy memories are made here

Having someone to love is family * Having somewhere to go is home * Having both is a blessing

Home for the harvest      

Home is where the story begins

Home was not built in a day

Home is where your cat/dog is

Home of a fisherman and the catch of his life

Home of a hunter and his deer

Home of an old bear and his honey

Home of an old crab and his angel fish

Home of the free because of the brave

Housework never killed anyone but why take a chance

How much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If you want breakfast in bed you had better sleep in the kitchen

I’m not bossy * I just know what you should be doing

It is what it is

Just do your best

Keep it simple

Laundry Today or Naked tomorrow

Laundry Room * Drop your pants here

Live well * Laugh Often * Love much

Live * Laugh * Love

Life is about choices * Take off your shoes or scrub the floor

Life is not measured by the breaths that you take but by the moments that take your breath away

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass * It’s about learning to dance in the rain

Live life joyfully

Love is spoken here

Love like you’ve never been hurt

May our Home be Warm and our friends be many

Meals in this house arrive in a box & are zapped in a microwave which is my idea of made from scratch

Meet me at the garden gate

Mom’s Laundry * Help wanted

Mom’s Laundry * Drop your pants here

My reality check bounced

Necessary Room

Powder Room

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life

Never let yesterday fill up today

Never put off ‘til tomorrow what you can ignore entirely

Never trust a skinny cook

Never leave angry

Normal is just a setting on a dryer

One day at a time

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it

Scrapbooking is cheaper than therapy

Sexy women have messy kitchens

Simplicity * Goodness * Truth

Sing like no one is listening

Sleep soundly * Dream deeply * Snore softly

Sit Long * Talk Much * Laugh Often

Sweet Land of Liberty

Take a deep breath * You’re home

Take my advice * I’m not using it

The earth laughs in flowers

Take off your shoes and stay a while

The Gathering Room / The Gathering Place

The good life

The joy that you bring to others is the joy that comes back to you

The kitchen is the heart of the home

The olde Homestead

The Old Farmhouse

The only thing domestic about me is that I live in a house

There is always something to be thankful for

There is spirit * There is grace * In my quiet country place

There’s no place like home

Time began in the country

Tis a gift to be simple

To scrapbook/quilt/sew or not to scrapbook/quilt/sew * What a silly question

To the world you may be one person but to one person you are the world

Tomorrow’s blessings are in the seeds of yesterday

Too much of a good thing … is a very good thing

We are thankful

We create our tomorrows but what we dream today

We don’t skinny dip * We chunky dunk

We make a living by what we get * We make a life by what we give

We may not have it all together but together we have it all

Welcome friends

Welcome to our porch

Welcome to the farm

Well behaved women never made history

What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about?

Whatever you are be a good one

When I said, “ I do”, I didn’t mean laundry

When in doubt tell the truth

When pigs fly

When you stumble make it part of the dance

Who says happy is only an hour?

Wipe your paws

Wish it * Dream it * Do it

Yoo hoo has anybody seen my sanity?

You are my sunshine

You missed it * My house was clean yesterday


As for me and my house we will serve the Lord

Believe in hope * Pray with Faith

Bless this home

Blessings to all who enter

Count your blessings

Each day is a new blessing

Give us this day our daily bread

God * Family * Country

God doesn’t give us what we can handle * He helps us handle what we are given

God is watching over us

God shed His grace on thee

I believe in prayer

If God brings you to it * He will bring you through it

Let us be silent that we may hear the whisper of God

Pray Hard * Work Hard * Trust God

Praise God from whom all blessings flow

Share Faith * Offer Prayer * Gather Hope

Sometimes God calms the storm….Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child

Stress Less * Pray More

Thank God for what you have * Trust God for what you need

We teach a better sermon with our lives than with our lips

With God all things are possible    


All seasons are sweet at our rustic retreat

Hunters lie in wait * Fishermen wait and lie

If you're lucky enough to live at / be by the lake, You're lucky enough

Life’s better at camp/ at the beach

There’s no place like camp

Welcome hunters, fishermen and other liars

Welcome to the Lake

What happens at camp stays at camp / (at the lake)

When I grow weary I go to the sea

Near the sea we forget to count our days

Summer Time and the living is easy

Just another day in paradise


A house is not a home without a cat / dog

Caution * Dog can’t hold it’s licker

To have a dog is to know what it is like to be loved unconditionally

Dog Lessons for People * Be loyal & Faithful, Be quick to forgive * Run & Play daily


A mother may not know everything but compared to Dad knows best

Be kind to your kids * They’ll be choosing your nursing home

Because I said so

Because I’m the mom

Because nice matters

God bless nap time

I love you to the moon and back

If I could hold you forever

If mamma’s not happy * Aint nobody happy

I’m so far behind I thought I was first

Love grows forever between mothers and daughters

Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all

So there is this boy * He kinda stole my heart * He calls me Mom

Manners Matter

No whining

Raising a teenager is like nailing jellp to the wall

Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?

A Prince sleeps here

A Prince sleeps here

My Prince Charming has arrived * I call him Daddy

Love grows forever between mother and daughter

Mothers of little boys work from son up ‘til son down

Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails

Sugar and spice and everything nice

Twinkle, Twinkle little star * Do you know how loved you are?


To teach is to touch a life forever

World’s greatest teacher

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice

Celebrate Family * Traditions * Friends

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us

Friendship is not a big thing * It’s a million little things

I don’t repeat gossip so listen carefully

I'm a Queen this i know because my pantyhose tell me so

I'm not smiling because I'm your sister * I'm smiling 'cause there's nothing you can do about it!

If you don’t have anything nice to say come sit by me

Ran into my ex….put it in reverse and hit him again

You will always be my best friend…you know too much!



Christmas in the country

Have a Holly * Jolly Christmas

Santa is always watching

Dear Santa, Take sister/brother leave brother/sister

Santa stops here

Santa, I’ve been so good

Dear Santa, Define Good

Things happen for a reason * BELIEVE

Tis the season for believin’

You must believe to receive

This family believes

We believe in Santa

Welcome Father Christmas

My other car is a broom

The witch is in

Season of the witch        

Trick or Treat smell my feet

Ghosts and Goblins live here

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